About a week and a half ago, my girlfriend and I went to a haunted house in Abington, MA.  We went on a Sunday night thinking that most everyone else would’ve gone on a Friday or Saturday. 

We were wrong.

So we stood in line for a good hour and a half, enjoying some humorous/scary pranks by the employees and a bit of funnel cake. Our enjoyment turned to surprise when 2 or 3 people dragged a young teen out of the house and called 911. He was unconscious and not responding to anything. After seeing that his situation wasn’t improving my girlfriend turns to me and asks,

“Did anyone stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?”

Awesome.